Picking on Chelsea Clinton :)
One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office.He was...
Cat jokes 06
|Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?A:...
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
YO MOMMA’S So OLD…
Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were…
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on...
First Man?
The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, “Honey, you can tell...
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast…
A 10pm curfew was imposed in BelfastEverybody had to be off the streets or...
What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!