Energizer Bunny arrested!
Did you hear?The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery.
What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?
What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?A wicker basket...
Three Limericks
Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not....
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
Why do brunettes take the pill?
And more on blondes…Q: But why do brunettes take the pill? A: Wishful Thinking.
A vicious circle
A little girl asks her father, “where do little girls come from?” The father...
cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...
Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?
Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?A: Somebody dropped...
On their first night to be together…
On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to change....