Dominated Spouses
Standing at the pearly gates of heaven, Albert noticed pointing to two paths. One...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
Stupid Insults 21/31
Not an idiot, but plays one in his life. Not as dumb as he...
New Viruses!
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly...
Dealing with trouble
|A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The “disturbance”...
Is It Serious?
Patient: Tell me, doctor. Is it serious? Doctor: Well, I wouldn’t advise you to...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Pulled over.
A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer...
Evaluating progress
|A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.Active socially:...