Travel on the plane
|For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane...
Confucius Sex
Confucious say:Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Man who stand on...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
To Drown
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of...
Colored Penis
A fellow went to the doctor one day and said, “Doc, I have a...
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
Virgina Girl
A young West Virginian girl wanted to go to college at UVA. But her...
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor…
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe’s worried...
Trying To Fly
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree.After hours of...
Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic...