Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
Needs Ironing
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same...
Hello
Q: Why didn’t the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?A: Because the Tampax...
which end of a worm is which
|How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the...
Trick-or-treating is better than sex
THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10. Guaranteed to get at least...
The funeral!
One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearsegoing down...
Curing a Cough
The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily...
Schizophrenia
What is the best thing about schizophrenia?You’re never alone!
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...