A test for being drunk
|A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VIII
Stacking Strategy. It is not enough to pile lots ofdocuments on the table. Put...
One plus one are two
|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n – 2) = n(2n – 2)n(2n – 2)...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News
Good News, Bad News, Worse News Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more...
REALLY DUMB Joke
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest.He sent in ten...
Commitment Definition
Having spent half the night discussing involvement vs. commitment (one of my favorite topics...
Alaska Crazy Law
In Fairbanks it is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose....
A girl goes to the doctor…
A girl goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m freakin’ out…I’m freakin’ out…my...
Skins?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by a fierce tribe....
Grass Sandwich
At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden...