Abstinence
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members...
The pop machine.
There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and...
MAFIA Valetine Card Verses
My love for you… it came and went. So your feet are now in...
You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”
Long list of annoyances!
*** Things that can and do bother the “normal” person. ***Having to try on...
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
Two blondes were walking down the street…
Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk...
Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...
It’s not a big deal, but it feels good
A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife:...
Blowing Chunks!
Ok, so a man walks into a bar in Denver and goes to the...