Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
Alot Alike
Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?A: They both start with a lot of...
Mental Health Hotline!
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If...
Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
A man walks into a doctor office
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose,...
Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
Brain to nerves
How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle…
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river...
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Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...