Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
Yo mama’s house is so small
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had...
Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....
The moment of truth!
A man goes to visit the grave of his mother, puts a beautiful bouquet...
yo mama is so fat.. neck
Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a...
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?
How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing”What...
Random Blonde Jokes
How did the blonde try to kill the bird…she threw it off of a...
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
What makes a man think he is so great?
What makes a man think he’s so great ? 1) He has a belly...
Wrong card
At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the...