The Feline Diet
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Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?When the power...
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.
The Reverend
The Reverend Francis Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an exceptionally...
Just doing his job!
A little boy was in a relative’s wedding. As he was coming down the...
Florida driver’s license!
|I’ve sure gotten old. I’ve had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees....
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
Some fun rules
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It was obvious
After months of negotiation with the authorities, aTalmudist from Odessa was granted permission to...