Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
We could have been here sooner
|An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a...
Married life is very frustrating…
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks...
THE IRS LETTER…
THE IRS LETTER… Dear Sirs: I am responding to your letter denying the deduction...
The 4 engineers.
Once there were four engineers traveling in a car. While they were traveling to...
Clothes make the person…?
What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!
Blonde and Hairdresser
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working...
Blonde Kidnapper
A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
Q + A Iraqi War Jokes
Q: What’s the national bird of Iraq? A: DUCK! ——————————————————————————– Q: What’s the fastest...