You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items...
Cucumber&pickle
A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the...
Uncircumcised
Why are some men uncircumcised?The doctors were afraid of causing brain damage to the...
The Pharmacist
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
The Perfect Gift!
A guy walked into a pet store looking for a Christmas gift for his...
A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste…
A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste for the local reactor begins...
Owed Two A Spell Chequer
Owed Two A Spell Chequer:Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...
I only ordered a double
|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought...
Cliffhanger
Once upon a time there were two men who had gone cliff climbing. Suddenly,...
Leave them to slug it out!
|What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it...