Shooting Cans!
A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun.”Can I help you...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!
One for dirty minds!
The Gutter-Mind Test!1). What is a four-letter word that ends in k and means...
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s...
Cold Hands
Cold Hands There’s an Ahmish girl riding in a buggy with her mother, and...
A man stops by a diner at noon…
A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits...
A young minister, in the first days of his first parish…
A young minister, in the first days of his first parish, was obliged to...
Guilty as sin
Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because...
Lunch Box Lids
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?A1: So they know if it...