Who is on First?
|Who’s On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball. When we...
One way ticket across the country
|A groom’s friends decided to throw his bachelor party the day before the wedding,...
Dare to Swim
Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
A brief declaration
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got...
Mind over matter!
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...
Divorce Can Wait
A wife was having coffee with a girlfriend of hers when she confided to...
Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...
Insult Collection #15
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say...