Lotto
A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she...
George W Bush meets Moses!
George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing...
Panama Canal
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One’s a busy...
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
The Y2K Blonde!
Blonde secretary’s memo to her boss:TO: My BossFROM: BlondieSUBJECT: Changing Calendars For Y2KI hope...
Native American trades
|An old Native American wanted a loan for $500. He approached his local banker....
Maggot Thatcher!
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A mother-daughter conversation
A mother and daughter are sitting down over afternoon tea. The mother wants to...
Two gynecologists meet at lunch…
Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, “I had a patient this morning...
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm?
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm? Who cares?