What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common?
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common? Well you start off with...
One Last Night
One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
Why Divorce Now?
After 40 years of marriage, Jimmy decides to leave Katherine.She starts crying and then...
How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students…
A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked...
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
A couple of geezers were sitting…
A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga...
I’m Glad I’m A Man
I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe.I don’t live off of yogurt, diet...
I want to become a politician
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a...
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night…
This redneck gets married, but on his wedding night he doesn’t know whatto do....