What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
The camping trip.
Ron and James had been camping together for a week when they finally had...
Bottom Start
Dad: The only way to acquire a new skill is to start at the...
How do you know a blond has been using your computer?
How do you know a blond has been using your computer?When the joy stick...
Ice-fishing Blonde.
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She’d seen many books on the subject,...
Jock vs. Nerd
Is It Better To Be a Jock or a Nerd?$ Michael Jordan having “retired,”...
Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...
Why She Crossed the Road
Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? What the hell was she doing...
St Peter and the Three Nuns
Three Nuns died and were up at outside the gates of Heaven. St. Peter...