Marriage quotes 08
|If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don’t stand in her way.In...
Good Cook
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets...
Farmer Joe and his Mule
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take...
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
The Blonde at a Bar
A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead walk into a bar. The bartender tells...
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme? Hump me dump me
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years…
A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert...