Duck shopper
A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales...
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional…
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while...
Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...
When it’s raining cats and dogs!
|When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it’s raining cats and dogs!
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
The Seven Dwarfs
“The Seven Dwarfs were all in bed feeling Happy-then he got out of bedso...
Make a Wish
10 year old Johnny’s mother, who was a hard working single mom, had been...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!