Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...
A Blonde Visit to D.C.
A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see...
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist…
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in...
Men And Cats Similar?
How are a husband and a cat similar when it comes to housework?They’re both...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
Business is business
A young Jewish boy starts attending public school in a smalltown. The teacher of...
Can I Smell Something
A guy goes into a bar and seats himself next to a hot looking...
Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...