Bird jokes 04
|Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?A: ‘Too wet to woo’!Q: What...
Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Is there a God?
Is there a God?A billion Hindus can’t be wrong.
Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist…
Crazy Sally went to her gynecologist when she got her vibrator stuck inside of...
A fair offer
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had movedinto the house next...
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive…
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving...
My twenty cents
Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.Jim : That’s mine. I dropped...
Where would you put an injured insect?
|Where would you put an injured insect?In an antbulance!
A Peg-legged Halloween!
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a...
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.