The Trian!
A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have...
Trick or Treat
I never actually grapsed the whole “Trick or treat” ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable...
You’re hooked if…
It’s time to turn your computer off and read a book when….1. You wake...
Pest-by-Modem
Pest-by-Modem Here’s how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like to...
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
Why I Fired My Secretary
Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was...
Admit that you did that
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Telemarketers go away
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Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.
What is so great about being a dick?
What’s so great about being a dick ? 1) You’ve got a head with...