Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long...
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?Anyone can roast beef.
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Giving away a horse
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
Ghosts in a White House
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
Dealing with a juggler
|Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. “What are those...
Safe to appear
Don was looking for a little “action.” He picked up a sweet young thang...