Real news headlines 01
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Include your Children...
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
The talking dog
A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. “This is a talking...
Presidential Promise
The president was trying to keep his presidential promise by puttingmore women on his...
A young Indian boy came back to the reservation…
A young Indian boy came back to the reservation for a family visit after...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping…
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath...