What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.
St. Peter
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
Sweet Revenge
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the...
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....
A Woman’s Experience With Children
For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious. For those...
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
The Devout Catholic Woman
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her...
Count Down
What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!
How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When...
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway…
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someonespoke to him. “Good evenin’,...