The bad and the worse news
|A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor...
Good news
Hiram answers the telephone, and it’s an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Three Dogs
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I...
Show Me Your License
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench…
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench.The town flasher comes by and...
My name is Brown
A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, “I am...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon…
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They...
A new car.
One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in....
Pig misunderstanding
|Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is...