Bunch of good one-liners
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Off The Field
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Do you know me?
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Punny as they get! yee-haw!
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
Bill Gates at the pearly gates!
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized...
They’re boasting about race records
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If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
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Recalled Christmas Toys
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10 reasons why a dog doesn`t use a computer!
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Don’t say this to a cop
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