Dead lawyer’s grave
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
“Very Offensive” Space Shuttle Jokes.
Q: What were Christa McAuliffe’s last words to her husband?A: “You feed the kids...
Polak Signal Lights
An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he...
George W and the VP…
George W. Bush and his veep running mate, Dick Cheney were talking,when George W....
Clone
A scientist had been keeping a secret for over two decades — he had...
Arkansas Governor Application
Arkansas Governor Application First name:___________________Last name(if known):_______________________Address (where you live):Mother’s name(list also relation, i.e.,...
A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife…
A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife.He put a provision...
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a…
We’ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce...
The cat’s chalkboard assignments
|In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of...