There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunken driving…
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunkendriving. They let him go, though....
Upgrade to Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0...
Perfectly normal
“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to...
Magicians Secret
During a recent vacation in Atlantic City, a couple went to see a popular...
People who don’t believe in retaliation…
What to do if you fall into a conversation with someone about the terrorist...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
Lenin’s silver ruble
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Sewage, Oh no
When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a...
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot…
A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday. The only problem with this...
Dog jokes 06
|Q: What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog?A: Chump chops!Q: How...