Caught napping…try this one!
Caught napping at work, school, or church…try this one.Guaranteed to work!Just pick your head...
When Reaches Orgasm
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?A1: She drops her nail-file!A2:...
Why did the chicken cross the road? — Sign of our times
Why did the chicken cross the road?BILL CLINTON: Let me say this one more...
Funniness
Q What`s the difference between engagement and hemaroihds?A When the hemaroihds are over you...
A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull…
A pheasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull. “I would love...
Walks in a bar
A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says “Is...
You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...
Bumpy Stickers!
Clinton doesn’t inhale, he sucks USE CAUTION! 90% of people are made by accident....
The blind skydiver
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
Sex Change
This guy decides to get a sex change. So he goes to the doctors...