Polak: Build Me A Box
A Polak went to a carpenter and said, “Can you build me a box...
Two babies
A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
Why does the University of Tennesse football…
Why does the University of Tennesse footballteam wear orange to all their Saturday games?...
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...
House explosion
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and...
Wrong Shirt
A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie.”Now this,”...
The Freudian Slip
The Freudian Slip Ted and John are setting in the bar and John asked...
How a man can tell if a woman has PMS
She stops reading Glamour and starts reading Guns and Ammo.She considers chocolate a major...