What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
How did he look?
A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her...
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
|Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
Cheap Beer
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
What is a grasshopper?
|What is a grasshopper?An insect on a pogo stick!
Reasons For Being Stood Up
Reasons Dates Have Given For Standing Someone UpI showed up early and decided I...
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy…
A woman gives birth to twins, a girl and a boy.Her husband isn’t there,...
Which drummer?
|There’s a five pound note on the floor. Of a thrash guitarist, a drummer...
Why Fake Orgasm
Why do so many women fake orgasm?Because so many men fake foreplay.
Why Men Prefer Blondes
Why do men prefer blondes?Men always like intellectual company.