A well laid out plan
“First,” said the playboy,”I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you...
Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big...
Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
Two young girls were talking about their sex lives…
Two young girls were talking about their sex lives when the first girl says,...
Trouble at tax time!
A man called to testify at the Revenue Canada, (Canada’s IRS) asked his accountant...
“Washing the Clothes”
John and Claire are just newly married. They are still a little shy about...
Mommy’s Lil’ Helper
Little Susie was Mommy’s helper. She helped set the table when company was due...
The Beer Prayer
|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in...
What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction? A: A...
My dog ate my homework
“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...