Work quotes
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry...
The Drunk!
It was July 4th and this guy was roasting a chicken on a rotisserie...
Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
Three Dogs
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.
A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
The River
In Church on Sunday morning, The preacher was standing up at the pulpit preaching...
What did God say after creating man?
What did God say after creating man? “I can do better”