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Dog with one eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at...
The Pharmacist
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
Royal Penis Comparison
The kings of Spain, France, and England all stand on stage together in front...
A regular Friday night poker game…
A regular Friday night poker game was still going strongwell after midnight when one...
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
The Bar Basement
Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, ”If you can sit...
The Bobbit Hillbillies
Sung to the tune of “The Beverly Hillbillies”Come and listen to my story ’bout...
Ticket Please
Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At...