Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
Only in America do we use the word ‘politics’…
Only in America… do we use the word ‘politics’ to describethe process so well:...
Poem of English
|Dearest creature in creation,Study English pronunciation.I will teach you in my verseSounds like corpse,...
Let’s see the world
|Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. “What made you join the Army?” asked one....
Paddy was an inveterate drunkard
|Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him...
Hello
Q: Why didn’t the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?A: Because the Tampax...
Birth of a Candy Bar
Birth of a Candy Bar It was another Payday and I was tired of...
His And Hers Road Trip
HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police...
Having A Baby Is Like…
What a mother once told her teenage daughter about how it felt to have...