Whats the world weakest animal?
|Whats the world weakest animal?A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
Have a Drink
Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the...
Dirty old man
This guy woke up one morning and saw his girlfriend with coat on and...
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping…
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath...
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other…
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a longflight...
The Wish…..
There was this boy that lived with his mother.One night the boy woke up...
Where would you put an injured insect?
|Where would you put an injured insect?In an antbulance!
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
Did you ever have this before?
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you’ve got it again!
Problems driving
|Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over...