A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...
Little Johnny tried out for the school play…
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines...
Flea Cure
Doctor, Doctor. Have you got anything that will cure fleas?Maybe, what made them sick?
Here is your punishment
|”Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.”You...
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
yo mama so stupid.. . refund
Yo’ mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
A good sport!
John receives a phone call.”Hello,” he answers.The voice on the other end says, “This...
Philly Cops
Two men are driving through Philadelphia when they get pulled over by a Highway...
Microsoft Market Penetration
Microsoft Market Penetration-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-INTRODUCING CONTRACEPTIVE98 ! ! !Microsoft Corporation has taken another step toward dominating...
Rejected Childrens Book Titles
MORE REJECTED CHILDRENS BOOK TITLES:1. Juggling Knives is Easy2. Where to Find the toys...