Yo Family Is So Poor…
Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally...
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?All you...
U of Berkeley Products
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is...
A political man to a woman…
A political man to a woman, “You look beautiful today!!!!”The woman replied, “Thanks, but...
The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
The problem with Santa!
1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of...
Timberland.
A rich lady from California, who was a tree hugger and a vociferous anti-...
I’m going ice fishing!
|A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...
Saved Your Privates
A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded inbattle.Waking up from...