A Message For The Manager
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
A little kid comes running into the backyard…
A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, “Pop! Pop! Ma just got...
How gross is that?
Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch…
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch....
Pentagon and pencils
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Pat and Mike at the brewery.
Pat and Mike work at the Guinness Brewery, and one day there’s an accident.Pat...
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
On the high seas!
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
During the Vietnam war…
During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back...