Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
Ghostly Giggle
Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie? Because you can...
Jellybean
Why did the jellybean jump off the cliff ?Because he wanted to be a...
Why women talk more than men
Why do women talk more than men, and why are men smarter than women?Because...
Italian Night Before Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was...
Liberal Episcopalians
Q: Hey… Did you here about the new Episcopal Church that justopened up?A: They...
Elephant jokes 01
|What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?Time to fix the...
What a bonehead!
Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both...
Corruption
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....