Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop…
What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop BANG Clipidy Clop Clipidy Clop?An Amish drive-by shooting.
Gorilla Capture
As he was quietly watching television at home, a chap hears a sound on...
Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...
The Missionary!
A Missionary went to what he thought was an totally uninhabited island. He discovered...
Bill Clinton Top10…
From David Letterman and the Late Show…Top Ten Signs Bill Clinton Doesn’t Give A...
Strip Joint
Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball...
How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse…
Q: How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher,...
What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill…
Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by?.swallowing 100 pain...
IRS
The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under...