Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
60 mintues
Yo momma id so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!
The Blonde Kidnapper
Once upon a time when a Blonde was hard up for money, she decided...
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls...
New Lumberjack
A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard...
This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night…
This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night and after a peaceful game...
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?1 U.S. leader
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
New weapon Chicken Gun
|Flash – New Weapon in America’s Arsenal – Dubbed ‘The Chicken Gun’Senate majority leader...
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...