The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive…
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving...
New element was found
|Administratrium, The New Element AMES, IA–The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered...
For me, penises are a hobby…
For me, penises are a hobby … kinda like fishing … The small ones...
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?
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30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks,...
Sounds of the Wild
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The Urinalysis
One day, John’s tennis elbow was acting up and he decided to stop in...
Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...
Royalty and W
At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretchedout to Air Force...