Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
Red Light Driving
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red...
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar…
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night...
Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
I only ordered a double
|I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought...
No children yet
Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married three...
Suffering
A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor...
What is the definition of Agony?
What is the definition of Agony?A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy...
Trouble at tax time!
A man called to testify at the Revenue Canada, (Canada’s IRS) asked his accountant...
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife…
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says...