How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...
Man Named Furniture
What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner.
Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A....
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
Not me Sarge!
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he...
The seven dwarves were in Rome…
The three dwarves were in rome and went to the nearest nunnery. They got...
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table…
A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table. As hesat...
The Blonde Potatoe
A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head where driving down the road, when a...
How many seconds are in a year?
How many seconds are in a year? Answer: There are 12 seconds in a...
A wish for Christmas
A wish for Christmas It is around christmas time and santa is sitting in...