Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...
Who Suffered?
Watching her mother as she tried on her new mink coat, the daughter protested,...
A snail buys a fast new car
|There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
Heaven playing sports
|St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed...
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?Nudity
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...
FBI Agent for Hire
3 men where at the FBI Building for a job interview.The first man walked...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
Marriage Quotes 5
Love, you can’t start it like a car, you can’t stop it with a...