Horse pulls the car
|An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a...
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?
What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard ‘n’ half o’ snot!
College by Dave Barry
College by Dave Barry Many of you young persons out there are seriously thinking...
insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...
Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
One day a little boy over heard his parents…
One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,”You bitch,...
If she went out with me
|A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs. He...
A Change Of Vows
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer.”Look, I’ll give...
Control
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...