Martha Stewart’s Tips for Rednecks!
Here’s Martha Stewart’s Etiquette Guide for Rednecks!1. Never take a beer to a job...
Never talk to the parrot
|Mrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn’t accommodate her...
Doctor Bloopers!
*** Actual “bloopers” Doctor’s have written on patient charts. ***1. Patient has chest pain...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
Female Stages Of Life
AGE DRINK 17 – Wine Coolers 25 – White wine 35 – Red wine...
Women’s secrets
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women...
Stupid Insults 2/31
A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard....
White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!