On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks…
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IV
Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don’t call you...
GOT A LIGHT?
|In a west Texas town, employees in a medium-sized warehouse noticed the smell of...
Driving home very drunk
|It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home,...
Strange grants given
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...
Daughter in college
|Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to...
20 Ways To Annoy A Public Bathroom Stallmate
1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ‘May...
A novel idea
A guest from some foreign country was bragging that in HIScountry there is 79...
Day after Christmas.
It’s the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike up to...